Congresswoman Kristi Noem isn’t content with making up facts; now she’s making up words:

@RepKristiNoem: "We must end the de facto moratorium on drilling in the gulf imposted by Obama. This will help with #gasprices"

@RepKristiNoem, March 16, 2011

Fact: requiring oil companies to follow rules isn’t a moratorium on drilling any more than requiring you to buy auto insurance is a moratorium on driving. If you can’t afford to do business responsibly, you shouldn’t be doing business.

Fact: impost is a noun, meaning tax. Perhaps Rep. Noem is implying that federal tax policy is blocking oil drilling… but I think that gives Noem’s handlers too much credit. Rep. Noem, you mean imposed. (When only 140 characters are available, every letter matters!)

Kristi, if you think making up new words is the route to success in the next election, you should check your rootin’-tootin’-basketball-shootin’ political template’s status: for all her refudiatin’, Sarah Palin’s presidential viability is floating in Buchanan/Sharpton range.

[Note: I imposed on myself Dana Milbank's February moratorium on Sarah Palin mentions. I made it past St. Patrick's Day!]

Update 17:35 CDT: Mr. Crissman thinks I’m deranged and should debate policy. No problem: Congresswoman Noem’s borrowing of Palin’s drill-baby-drill meme is deranged: drilling in the Gulf won’t lower gas prices determined by a global market rife with unrest and burgeoning Asian demand. Oil production on the Outer Continental Shelf increased more than 34% from 2008 to 2010, but gas prices are still high. Increasing Gulf drilling won’t put any more fuel in your tank for a decade, and even then, it won’t lower your prices. The real way to spend less on gasoline and reduce our dependence on foreign oil: use less oil by “increasing vehicle efficiency, using cleaner fuels and investing in public transit.”

Oh, and Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar says two offshore drilling permits were issued in the last two weeks, with more to come in the next few days. What moratorium?

Update 21:53 CDT: David Lias of the Vermillion Plain Talk gets policy arguments all right. He shows Rep. Noem gets the gas price debate all wrong.

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