Holy cowpies! Tell me Rick Perry isn't spouting theocracy... and homophobia... and sheer baloney.

Kids can't openly celebrate Christmas? Obama's war on religion? America isn't strong, and needs to be made strong again? I missed all three of those memos. But I look forward to hearing Perry's plan for creating jobs by faith. That's pretty much what all Republican economics boils down to, isn't it?

Update 2011.12.08 05:38 MST: And in related news, Andrew Sullivan looks at Tim Tebow's conspicuous Christianism and reminds us that "Prayer is not supposed to be a public event, designed to display your holiness in front of the maximum number of people."