Last updated on 2014.02.23
Some people drink. Some people cut. I read Gordon Howie's fake blogroll.
Howie has a new spokesmodel for Freedom and Guns and Kicking the Crap out of Commies. Lynne Hix-Disanto appears on Howie's latest re-enactment of Wayne's World to recite the Sixth Amendment. Here's a screen cap:
That's darn near cleavage on Gordon's little TV program. Gord must be wising up and trolling for Google Juice from Babe-raham Lincoln.
I can't speak to Hix-Disanto's constitutional expertise; everything she says on camera about the Sixth Amendment appears to come from the cue cards Gordon cribbed from the 700 Club. Hix-Disanto does know a thing or two about babe-a-liciousness: she runs the Fierce Modeling Agency in Rapid City, which, among other services, provides "promotional models" for the Sturgis rally:
Every year hundreds of thousands of motorcycle enthusiasts come to the Hills seeking adventure and their own "wild west" experience. Rapid City based talent agency FM Models has formed partnerships since its inception to provide promotional models for company's looking to tap into this South Dakota market. If you are looking to hire beautiful ladies that enjoy the rally environment and know how to promote your product, we can assist you in making that connection. Each girl has been interviewed, and is trained on representing your company in a way that is both fun and professional [marketing copy, "Fierce Modeling & the Sturgis Rally, South Dakota," Fierce Modeling, Rapid City, SD, downloaded 2012.04.29].
Beautiful ladies that enjoy the rally environment and know how to promote your product... and we all know that promoting your product in the rally environment is not about Faith & Family; it's about T & A (and equally obscene attempts to trademark public domain geographical names).
Hix-Disanto's business got some national attention (well, to the extent anyone can get attention from an appearance on the CW network) on a January episode of Remodeled, in which host Paul Fisher declared Fierce Modeling a scam:
What pisses me off most? Modeling schools. Giving kids false hopes. You want to piss me off? Have a modeling school.
Let me explain to you, you've been ripped off. Just so you're clear, you've been ripped off. You can't train to become five-foot-ten.
They're paying these schools and they can never become models. That's a scam to pay the rent [Paul Fisher, "Modeling Agency or Modeling School?" Remodeled, 2012.01.24].
Fisher notes that, despite Hix-Disanto's four years in the business, "She's never found one star, ever." The episode proceeds to show Fisher and company gleefully sledgehammering Fierce Modeling's runway to bits as a symbol of the triumph of honesty and hope that Fierce can find its footing and rise to Fisher's standards as a modeling agency, not a modeling school. Alas, a recent Rapid City Journal article on painful fashion trends shows the FM runway rebuilt as of February 27, 2012.
It appalls me to cite "reality" television as a source, but modeling is all fakery, so I'm in the right ballpark. And so is Lynne Hix-Disanto, joining forces with Gordon Howie to peddle his fake outrage for profit in his fake media empire.
Attending a soccer game the other day this interested party asked a long-term employee of the regional hospital to give her impression of Ed Picardi. She threw back her head, laughed, and said: "Dr. Incidental Splenectomy? It's his specialty!"
Incredible.
Yeah, you'd think Eddie would lighten up on the liberals a little. They've certainly cut him plenty of slack. Plus, maybe he should take a hint from our buddy Gordo and get them back taxes caught up. I'm just sayin'.
http://sd.findacase.com/research/wfrmDocViewer.aspx/xq/fac.20110407_0000058.DSD.htm/qx
...plus, what's with Howie hanging out with all these Italian guys named Ed? (Randazzo, Picardi, etc.) Maybe he's thinking of opening up another pizza franchise? Let me guess... they're gonna call it "Edwardo's." Or maybe do something funky and go with "Edweirdos!"? (Gets my vote.)
Just give a holler when you're ready for the logo, boys.
Hey, Ed evidently returned from Italy. Has the court concluded his tax evasion case yet?
Nothing I can see that's any more current than that year old link. Maybe Gordo and Dr. Ed could do an episode about their tax woes. I bet people would actually watch it!
She provides "models" during the Sturgis rally for those wishing to "tap into" the South Dakota market? Sounds like code words to me. Praise the Lord!
I'd watch that program, Bill. Heck, I'd be happy to serve as special guest host for that program. Let's call it "How Not to Lower Your Taxes."
I was checking out this article and I had to laugh! You are basing the credibility of this candidate on a reality show? I have not decided how I will vote as of yet but I do know that political smears are becoming an old and outdated way to win an election. While you are digging into people's histories, check out the background of the idiot that ran this reality show. His show lasted all of three to four episodes before being canceled. This guy had major drug problems and also loved to manipulate his models into 'casting couch' contracts similar to the pornography industry. This guy was and is a fraud as well as the punch line of many jokes! If you did the research before slamming someone who simply has a dream of owning her own business, you would know this! I have got to put this on facebook,lol...The only credibility that has been lost here, is the credibility of this misinformed author that leaped with only a half truth.