Following up on the mythology of the notorious Dodge Super Bowl ad, an eager reader submits this "Pablo Harvey" remake, which more realistically portrays America's farmers:

And don't forget: Dodge is a Chrysler product. Chrysler's majority-owner is Fiat, an Italian company. And to compete with Ford and General Motors, Chrysler will resume production of Jeep vehicles in China, including, most likely, the Jeep Patriot™.