Senator Dan Lederman (R-16/fake golf course town built on flood plain) tweets last night to his target market:
Check out the new Lederman Bail Bond App with "Panic Button" for immediate release! https://t.co/Eb9OSfaM0Y
— Dan Lederman (@danlederman) September 13, 2013
Yes, the Lederman Bail Bonds iPhone app is here!
"Tap To Arm"—yep, because if you have money, this Republican legislator wants you to get you out of jail as quickly as possible.
Fake golf course town built on a flood plain for the sole purpose of avoiding Iowa and Nebraska taxes.
But it's OK our tax dollars will bail you out when the river floods.
Right Nick! But that's not all! With your membership in this exclusive club, you also get your own private army to swoop in to keep your home from flooding! They can't move heaven, but boy they sure can move earth! And when the flooding is over they will move it back again restoring your view until the next flood! The best part of this, Nick?! You come first! Of all the people living along the river you will always be first in line for National Guard resources and taxpayer dollars!! Get your own share of the American Dream now before it's gone! Supplies are limited! Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus! It's Uncle Sam and Uncle Denny!