A Bosworthy exercise in logical syllogism:
- Fake Senate candidate Annette Bosworth paid Facebook 19 disbursements totaling $1,635.40 in 2013 Q4.
- Facebook is run by Mark Zuckerberg.
- Zuckerberg donated 18 million shares of Facebook stock in 2013 to the Silicon Valley Community Foundation. That stock is worth $992 million.
- SVCF gives money to Planned Parenthood.
- SVCF has Planned Parenthood members among its directors and index advisors.
- Planned Parenthood, according to Bosworth supporters, murders babies and manipulates women.
- Ergo, Annette Bosworth murders babies and manipulates women.
But seriously, candidates vying for the title of true conservative alternative to Marion Michael Rounds must now boycott Faceboo, right?