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Gordon Howie Raffle! Punch Your Wingnut Ticket Now!

Gordon Howie must have burned up all the cash from his ranch foreclosure sale. Either that, or he needs to replace all the hay he keeps setting on fire.

Howie's Life & Liberty Fake Blogroll Group is throwing a raffle, with prizes to be awarded at an open house on September 22. That event takes place at 1825 Clear View Lane in Rapid City, which is also HQ for the Family Heritage Alliance and Howie-boosting church (should that eb in quote marks?) BigHorn Canyon Ministries.

The prize list is a remarkable pile of miscellany, ranging from a $1200 Black Hills Portal one-year license (just what do I do with that?) and $600 Anytime Fitness one-year membership (again, what do I do with that, when I have the great outdoors in which to keep fit?) down to a couple $4 Elks Theater passes. (Note: a single raffle ticket is $5.) There are 118 prizes in all; I'll be curious to see if Howie manages to sell that many tickets... and just which campaign kitty will get the proceeds from the raffle.

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