I'm about to discombobulate my blog-posting schedule. In four hours, I take off with 28 of Spearfish High School's best and brightest to visit France for seven days. Our itinerary does not include an audience with socialist President François Hollande, but if we have time while strolling the Champs Élysées, perhaps I'll let the kids detour up the street to the presidential palace and protest France's cursed left-wing oppression.

I'll post trip updates here and on my school website between baguettes. Stay tuned!