In case you haven't already figured out your personality, the Madison Chamber of Commerce is hosting a True Colors™ International Personality Training session on Thursday, July 25. Volleyball coach and Doctor of Athletic Administration (because it takes a doctorate to schedule basketball games) Cecile Reynaud moonlight from her volleyball camp coaching gig to certifiably facilitate this opportunity to "Identify[...] your personality and the personalities of others," which will "provide[...] you with insights into different motivations, actions and communitycation [sic] approaches."
- Blue: calm, friendly, helpful, sharing pot with others.
- Green: logical, like green-blooded Vulcans.
- Gold: stable, strong, investing in precious metals to hedge against social collapse and chaos.
- Orange: active, motivated, excited from all those sugary sports drinks.
The True Colors™ personality scale is obviously flawed, since it leaves out large swaths of the population who are nervous, irrational, unstable, and lazy. And if a personality test is really worth $35, shouldn't it be able to tell me if the guy I'm doing business with is a jerk?
Contact Rosie or Danese at the Chamber (e-mail or 605 256 2454) to reserve your spots at the July 25 training.