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Lynne Hix DiSanto to Carry Conservative Banner in District 35 House Race

Last updated on 2014.02.25

Lynne Hix DiSanto, GOP candidate, District 35 House
Lynne Hix DiSanto, GOP candidate, District 35 House

Speaking of women pretending to be conservatives, Gordon Howie spokesmodel Lynne Hix DiSanto is running for District 35 House. Since first gracing the pages of this blog, DiSanto has elevated her neckline but not her rhetoric. The modeling school scammer's platform consists, in its entirety, of the following priorities:

  • Limited government
  • Second Amendment as a constitutional right
  • No new taxes
  • Support term limits
  • Government spending within its means, no deficit spending
  • Hard work and personal responsibility

I wonder, why doesn't anyone lead off their campaign with a vow to uphold the First Amendment as a Constitutional right? Or the Fifth? Or the Thirteenth?

How does opposition to deficit spending distinguish any candidate in a state-level race in South Dakota, where deficit spending by law never happens?

And how does shouting "hard work and personal responsibility" serve as a voting issue? Are we to believe that DiSanto is running against someone who advocates laziness and irresponsibility?

But don't ask questions! Just look at her and all her hot Sturgis models! That page at DiSanto's Fierce Modeling got scrubbed in time for a family values political campaign, but DiSanto still advertises "promotional models" for the Sturgis rally.

Reality-TV attention to her scam-modeling school must not have been good for business; DiSanto has since branched into computer repair. (Hmm... a modeling company and computer repair... I'm sensing an opportunity to rebrand the whole Geek Squad concept....)

And as Annette Bosworth shows, when business isn't booming, you can always find money in politics. Run, Lynne, run! With the Bosworth campaign about to collapse, South Dakota will need another spokemodel to step into the void of vacuous political self-promotion.

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I heard that all these modeling things are scams, are you?

Not every opportunity is a scam! We work with men, women and children and have placed many people in ads, films, etc. In most cases, people that refer to these types of things as a "scam" are people that have not been successful in modeling or acting, and need someone or something to blame for this. If you are concerned that this is a scam, we prefer not to work with you. Trust is essential to our relationship and our success as a team [Fierce Modeling Agency, FAQs, downloaded 2014.02.23].


  1. Drew 2014.02.23

    ''How does opposition to deficit spending distinguish any candidate in a state-level race in South Dakota, where deficit spending by law never happens?''

    Tell that to Marion Michael Rounds!

  2. mike from iowa 2014.02.23

    Looks as if Ms DiSanto was spacing out in class while a classmate was dipping the ends of her hair in inkwells-on both sides. She either has remarkable powers of concentration or she was totally spaced out not to notice this. BTW the 2nd Amendment is a constitutional right. Not that many people would disagree with that. The disagreement comes on the limits of arms,since the word gun cannot be found in the constitution.

  3. caheidelberger Post author | 2014.02.23

    Drew, that's a reasonable point. If DiSanto is talking about Rounds's fiscal mismanagement, her talking point will be relevant. But is she talking about Rounds, or is she slipping into that familiar Tea Party error of wasting a legislative race talking about federal issues?

  4. grudznick 2014.02.23

    This young lady was twisted insaner than most by Mr. Howie. Mr. Howie is not to be trusted. Nobody knows this more than ol' grudznick does.

  5. Sanityseaker 2014.02.25

    Mr. Heidelberger should get his facts straight and not post smear based on hearsay and an unreality tv show. I know for a fact as I have friends that have taken their children to Fierce Modeling that Mr. Paul Fisher is as full of bull as he tried to paint Mrs. DiSanto. Her models do get work, both print and commercial as well as runway. I personally have booked several commercial shoots from her efforts. The point of her school was not originally set up to get the girls/guys work but to help their self-esteem, which it has in my case. She is very quick to tell clients that she doesn't guarantee work and that people should take these classes knowing that it is primarily for self growth. There is a reason the show was pulled from the network before it had completed a single season.

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