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Posts tagged as “children”

Letter to Santa: Don’t Forget the Ammo

The morning paper brings the charming "Letters to Santa" insert. The paper leads with this entreaty from Pace of Belle Fourche: Santa can I have a rifle ples. Can I have a boineroples Can I have a bebe gon Can…

Noem Prefers Kids Fat and Dead

Congresswoman Kristi Noem has tried to make new federal school lunch guidelines a political issue. Noem considers the issue important enough for photo ops, though not important enough to warrant her attendance at committee meetings on the topic. Noem has…

Pay Attention: Texting and Parenting Don’t Mix

Full disclosure: I'm glued to my computer screen right now. My wife is on her laptop My six-year-old is running back and forth across the apartment with a large scarf—I'm a bird! ...Now I have a cape!" No thunk yet,…

Shabby Child Care in the Park: Dad, Village, What Do You Do?

My wife has helped me realize that women exist to make sure men don't kill the offspring by doing stupid things like chasing buffalo and riding motorcycle. My confidence in women was shaken just a bit by a woman at…

Most Moms Agree: Madison’s Totland Park Needs a Potty

Sure, it's small potatoes... until it's your three-year-old on the edge of a wet-pants freak-out. As Madison residents spend this month furiously thinking up counterplans for using the $150,000 that our city commissioners are willing to entertain spending to subsidize…