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Sturgis™ City Council Pays to Use Own Name; Corporation Owns Black Hills™

In toponymic absurdity, Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, Inc. owns the words "Sturgis" and "Black Hills." They've trademarked those words and several others to secure exclusive rights to promote the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally™. Naturally, some folks around Sturgis™ find it silly that…

Start Business in Sturgis, Dodge Property Taxes for Five Years

Just west of Exit 30, after witnessing the roadside glory of Sturgis, I-90 motorists see an invitation to shirk their civic duty by building their business in the Sturgis Industrial Park. As if the natural splendor of Vanocker Canyon isn't…

Judge Sides with Smut Peddler Eliason in Sturgis Zoning Dispute

South Dakota smut peddler David Eliason wins a round in court. U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Viken says the city of Sturgis improperly denied Eliason an occupancy permit for a masturbation-aids store in 2010. Viken denied Eliason an emergency restraining order…

Hot Buys at Sturgis After School Program

We're supposed to keep the kids off the streets, not train them to walk the streets.... The Oasis Bar and Fireside Lounge of Sturgis posts to Facebook this photo of the Sturgis Area After School Program's storefront: I'm sure there's…

Varilek Edges Barth in Meade Dems Straw Poll; Both Can Improve

South Dakota Dems have their first straw poll numbers in the Democratic primary race for the privilege of sending Congresswoman Kristi Noem back to the farm in November. Jeff Barth and Matt Varilek made their pitches to fifty West River…

Smut Peddler David Eliason Chickens out of Sturgis Bar Auction

Statewide smut seller David Eliason failed to put his money where his mouth was in Sturgis yesterday. After having to move his "Dick and Jane's" masturbation-aids shop—really, let's call it what it is) due to violations of state law last…

Sturgis Waives Building Permit Fee for Aspen Grove Assisted Living

Some Madison city commissioners are considering giving the private Madison Country Club a zero-interest loan to expand the clubhouse. Madville Times readers are weighing in on the wisdom of that plan right now in the latest Madville Times poll (vote…