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Posts tagged as “humor”

South Dakota Republican Platform in Eight Simple Planks

I don't usually find much value in anonymous comments. However, one unknown reader responds to Pat Powers's lazy press-release blogging by saving the South Dakota Republican Party Platform Committee a whole lot of work. Here's a nicely distilled version of…

Displaced Plainsman Challenges Us with Five South Dakota Political Questions

The Displaced Plainsman keeps on his English teacher/debate coach hat (such headwear never comes off) and offers five summer study essay questions for us students of AP South Dakota Politics. While the instructor surely expects lengthier, better evidenced final drafts,…

Sioux Falls Paper Errs in Bosworth-Haber Household Head Count

I promise: per Bosworth's request in her only face-to-face conversation with me (not to mention my own morals), I have not f---ed with her son. But an eager reader sends a clip from Sunday's Sioux Falls paper that suggests someone…

Joel Rosenthal Embraces Pressler Policy Talk, Writes Pulp Fiction

Kevin Woster's debunking of the Larry Pressler-closet story provokes Joel Rosenthal to recount a locker-room meeting with the veteran Senator and newly minted Independent candidate. Rosenthal says he was "barely clothed in a towel after showering" when Pressler "literally bumped…

Heidelberger Declares Candidacy, Now Immune from Prosecution

David Montgomery says I'm wrong about Attorney General Marty Jackley's announcement yesterday that he won't prosecute any Senate candidates until after the election. AG Jackley isn't doing political favors; Montgomery reports that the AG is simply following a common and…

Rhoden Razzes Hubbel at Lyman-Brule GOP Dinner

I hear the emcees at GOP dinners around South Dakota frequently invoke the apocryphal "Reagan's 11th Commandment" to deter primary candidates from denigrating each other. So does that include doing bunny ears to your fellow Republicans? Bunny ears on Lora…

Ravnsborg Signs Victoria Jackson, Drives Minnesota Vehicle

Rick! Rick! Rick!!! I told you that you need to get Amy Poehler to come do a fundraiser for your Senate campaign. But do you listen? Do you listen? No! Now GOP Senate candidate Jason Ravnsborg goes and steals your…